Sex and Candy
By TheSherpa on Nov 7, 2007 in Comedy
Hello my friends! I finally got the sleep I needed.
So, yeah, I take a bunch of medications so that I can sleep at night, I have a rare form of insomnia and everyone around me has a sob story about how they could not get to sleep one night and that once a doctor told them that if they could not fall asleep within 30 minutes that they had insomnia… well BLAH BLAH BLAH…
If I don’t take my meds, a bunch of psycho*freak pills then I don’t sleep. For days and weeks I don’t sleep. So yeah I was excited when I slept for 22 hours.
Well, I was perusing the interwebs today and ran across this treat. I thought I would share it with you. It gave me a good laugh.
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A grade school teacher was asking her pupils what their parents did for a living.
“Tim, you go first. What does your mother do for a living?”
Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.”
“That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?”
Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a mailman.”
“Thank you, Amy” said the teacher.
“What does your father do, Billy?”
Billy proudly stood up and announced, “My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.”
The teacher was aghast. That night she went to Billy’s house and rang the door bell. Billy’s father answered the door. The teacher explained what Billy had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy’s dad said, “I’m actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How do I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?”
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On another note, my 32nd birthday is on the 16th. Thats right folks, in a week! But not to worry, I always party on my birthday by my self, that way I know that I will have the best and brightest to converse with.
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Today in History - Nov 7th
1932 - CBS radio presented the first broadcast of “Buck Rogers in the 25th Century”. Matt Crowley, Curtis Arnall, Carl Frank and John Larkin played Buck in the serial over the years (1932-1947).
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